phat titties

a pair of boobs that are enormously big, but aren't the kind you would enjoy. Often associated with Pancake Nipples.

"Damn! That girl's got some 'Phat Titties'! Ewww!"

by trixisforkids3 December 20, 2017

titties

Short for "it is what it is (tis what it is)". The sound is similar.

The company I interviewed for just rejected me. Well, titties.

by djolero February 24, 2020

titty jiggler

an event that is so astronomically awesome that one's titties actually move on their own

that party last night was a titty jiggler man

by Sad Dads September 23, 2018

smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.

Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.

by jmacsimus December 12, 2018

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

Titty chamber

A device also called a bra that holds boobs captive that I uncomfortable and expected by ugly rude sexist people

Omg, my titty chamber hurts

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022