straightly

to walk very straightly

the modal walked straightly

by capyflapy June 1, 2025

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

Straight

To ask somebody if they are okay.

U straight my g?

by gunits June 14, 2025

straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.

"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)

by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025

Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

Straight Cocksucker

A Straight cocksucker is one who delights in getting down on her/his knees for the sole purpose of providing pleasure to a big beautiful cock by inserting the cock into their mouth and kissing and sucking a cock, until it is overcome with ecstasy and explodes into the cocksucker's waiting mouth.

Melanie enjoys encouraging her husband Peter that it's ok to embrace the urge and craving he has upon see a big beautiful cock and that she loves having a Straight Cocksucker husband.

by Curious explorer August 3, 2025