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Ryan

Has a more massive cock than any guy named Fransisco or Blake.
Damn Ryan’s cock is so much more elegant than Fransisco or Blake’s!
by Supadogg November 23, 2021
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Ryan

men are odd
That's Ryan, he's odd
by eelyak407 June 25, 2021
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Ryan

Known as Ryanrice and loves men by the name of Ben Pedro sherif and Jose and really wants to smash older people at anytime and any where
by Hegsjsnsn May 8, 2019
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Ryan Campbell

Have you seen Ryan Campbell He is one fat cunt
by Keemstar April 6, 2020
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Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea he got from a movie. A man who will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good point back to him. He will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though that’s a meal you must enjoy immediately. He will make a joke and when you do not laugh at his bad humor he will start fake laughing to make you feel like you have to laugh back.
Example 1:
“Wow, you’re not doing too good in poker tonight.”
“Yeah I think I’m just gonna pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“Did you just leave that conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022
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Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
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Ryan

Ryan is tall. He looks tall but he is actually short. don't worry. this is just an illusion. if he grew 3 more inches he would have many more girlfriends than he has now: 0.5.

Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
Person: "Hi Ryan my bestie!"

Ryan: "Who Are You"
by supertoesucker6969 February 23, 2022
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