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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
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Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
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Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
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Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick
“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato
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Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
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