National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.

The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day

by Herepants January 2, 2022

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

ditch side nation wide

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.

A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"

by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt January 31, 2008

National Spoon an Elf Day

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.

Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

by small dawg October 26, 2019

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

NSD (National Sumaiyah Day)

A day to celebrate Sumaiyah Ravat. Only on the 3rd of November. She’s an icon and she is the moment. We love her she slays.

NSD (National Sumaiyah Day) is my favourite day of the year I enjoy celebrating it with the icon only on the 3rd of November!

by Theurbandictionary1234. October 31, 2023

National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!

National go on a date day is the best

by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019