monkey catsup

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

by scrammers May 31, 2007

Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

by Ted Demon January 17, 2009

Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

shex monkey

a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain

b. a monkey that beyond adorable

-founded by Natalie B.

a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"

b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"

by Natalie B. May 23, 2006

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009

fucky monkey

When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.

hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D

by risque russian February 15, 2010