dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 13, 2004

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your moms box

your mothers vagina

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.

by Mike W. January 21, 2003

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stray at home mom

Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.

My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.

by Charles H Hall 3rd May 2, 2008

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stalkin your mom

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car

Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours

by Benetar January 3, 2014

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