Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17

Jack landon is a nonce

by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020

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beau-jack

Someone who isn’t a “newbie” or “first timer”

Darren- look at Jason go. How is he so good at that?

Brady- because Jason isn’t no beau-jack. He has been doing that type of work ever since he was young.

by Naphtali6890 March 30, 2022

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Also known as "handsome jack".
A very rare species of Jack. Yuenglings are where its at. Can get laid whenever and wherever. Plays video games like starcraft 2 and league of legends and still maintains a 4.0 GPA in the pussy-getting academy. AMAZING. To be continued...

Goddamn Jack Loew is such a boss.

by his poppa October 30, 2013

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Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

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