hot cheeto fingers

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.

Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!

by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016

three fingers up

Means you are an absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches.

Brady is holding three fingers up, he must get so many bitches.

by airedoutminiegg May 6, 2022

Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

by tpf November 29, 2010

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

ring ting finger

When jessica thinks the toe beside the pinky toe is called the ring ting finger. It’s called jessica can be dumb but also can be very stupid.

How did you break your ring ting finger?

by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 3, 2019

Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.

Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.

by 32spacemen May 10, 2011