creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 20, 2017

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Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert

Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells

by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023

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Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.

by Sweattyroach June 16, 2021

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Flavored frozen edible gamer snack available in a variety of flavors with and without sticks.

by Ausflug July 04, 2020

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When you have semen residue stuck in your penis hole and your piss goes in crazy directions

After I busted a nut last night I totally had a cream stream and had gotten piss all over the floor and toilet seat!

by AMONEYCASHMONEY February 07, 2015

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the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme March 31, 2018

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I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 04, 2017

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