Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina

Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night

by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022

Cream covered Oreo

When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her

Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo

by Tacopenis69 July 14, 2018

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Cream Soda

The frothy mixture of cum and lube

You won't believe how much cream soda I had to clean up after nailing Trudy

by swaggyguy127 December 14, 2015

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

by Pussy cream March 7, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022