walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!

hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG

by walmart_bag November 2, 2023

lululemon bag

The bag of choice for basic white girls

Why is she using a lululemon bag

She wants to show off that she spent $70 on sweatpants

by Possibly autistic April 27, 2023

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

bag whore

the person who holds/carries the bags for their friends

person 1: you're gonna carry this for me
person 2: why am i the bag whore?

by starlingkismet August 6, 2023

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

hush bag

A a really nice purse or bag someone buys you to keep their secret.

I found out my friend is cheating on his girlfriend so he bought be a really nice Hush Bag to buy my silence.

by Parrothead September 17, 2023