The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).
by Wyatt (oofergang) March 24, 2021
Get the Alex (she’s taken)mug. During hot gay furry femboy sex, If someone pulls an "alex" they cum all over the other ones dick.
1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick
1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick
by Femboy sex August 17, 2023
Get the Alexmug. by thatisfp July 22, 2023
Get the alex turnermug. alex
by def not alex March 23, 2021
Get the alexmug. One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019
Get the Alex the Thiefmug. Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook
Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test
by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020
Get the Alexmug. 