Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the 1, 2, and 3 woods mug.When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.
Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!
by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023
Get the 2 cakes 1 face mug.Puberty 1, also known as Little Juvenescence, is a collection of behaviors exhibited in pre-teenagers (or teenagers) starting puberty. The behaviors are as follows: frustration and/or aggression towards parents, frustration and/or aggression around adults, lack of any emotion, only exhibiting happiness around friends, confusion and slight disgust of younger children, excessive dirty mindedness, obscene jokes, and tendency to get overemotional. These behaviors are very commonly found in pubescent males, but can also be examined in females.
“Shane was appalled at the little kids around us while he was hanging out with me!”
“Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“
“Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“
by jackie_xo May 20, 2022
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A Racing game Released in 2014 by Ubisoft. Unfortunately due to standard ubisoft shittery it is online only and will be shut down March 31st 2024 making it completely unplayable. this move has caused severe controversy to the point that famous half life youtuber accursed farms is threatening a lawsuit.
Did you see ubisoft is pulling more bullshit? they're making The Crew 1, A game i spent 60 dollars on completely fucking unplayable
by fokin wanker January 21, 2024
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John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023
Get the That 1% of apple users mug.Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!
I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!
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