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sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
by chef Miles March 11, 2012
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Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
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Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee
Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah
by piss tendon September 25, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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Bussy Sandwich

When you add mayo (mayonnaise) on the asshole and eat it.
Yan: “Have you ever had a bussy sandwich?”

Connor: “No, have you?”

Yan: “Yes, I’ve done it twice today!”
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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