A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013
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v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.
v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.
Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(
FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.
FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.
by hhuerruuiiissse May 4, 2010
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Get the jay the gay mug.A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)
Common punishments include;
- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
Common punishments include;
- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
by Frodo (Sodomised Hobbit) January 26, 2012
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Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.
Keith: That's gay-bones.
Example 2
Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?
Dave: No way
Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.
Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.
Keith: That's gay-bones.
Example 2
Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?
Dave: No way
Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.
by amsarias February 22, 2011
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John and Mark where both bored and horny so they decided to play gay roulette. That's how Mark ended up giving John a bj.
by Mr. Derk April 4, 2017
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