ok moment

ok moment means dat nobody gives a fuck

Girl: "i wanna break up"
Boy: "ok moment nigga"

by zlbq July 25, 2022

P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)

Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"

by BritishChockin March 21, 2021

ass op moment

When you realize that you forgot to do something very important. That very moment that you come to that realization and panic hits you.

He had an ass Op Moment when he realized he sent the wrong text message to his wife.

by Tarxilicious November 28, 2020

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

Gio Moment

When someone talks about something your friend Giovanni did, but then he arrives after hearing it. Ridicule him by saying Gio Moment.

Bro, Gio messing up that shot was such a Gio Moment.

by TheUrbanWorder March 2, 2021