Wet slogger

And moist, gross , smelly husk of a human

Ruben is a wet slogger!!

by DigitalR March 11, 2022

wet fozzy

grab a creamsicle and after putting it in a woman's pussy eat it use as lube while having a 3 way with her and a teddy bear

don't touch your sister's bear for a while i used it for a wet fozzy

by Handsome N' Wealthy September 8, 2016

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Wet Drip

When your outfit is very fly

"wow that wet drip you've got there is pretty rad" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017