So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
by Shoppness May 28, 2019

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

tagda ko ba
hagbung kas exam kung di
btw, attractive kayka tan awon kung mag white shirt ka michael adrian jordan
btw, attractive kayka tan awon kung mag white shirt ka michael adrian jordan
by hatdogidog May 12, 2022

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"
Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"
Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"
by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit
Michael your a dipshit
by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021

by anonymous May 27, 2023
