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Daigeler syndrome

The Daigeler syndrome is a syndrome a person has when they are acting very weird without any good explanation.
Q: Whats up with that guy? he's acting so strange?

A: He has a mild case of the daigeler syndrome.
by z76 August 30, 2010
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The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
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Kiibomaeda syndrome

A syndrome where you fall in love with dilfs

Most common cause is being exposed to Kiibomaeda's posts of dilfs with no caption. You might resent the posts at first, but with more exposure over time you will develop the syndrome
"Almond cookie is a dilf 🤤"
"You got Kiibomaeda syndrome or something? 🤨"
by ScaredKidd0 August 3, 2021
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Myra syndrome

When conversation with your girlfriend/boyfriend for the past 2 or more weeks has been 90% them bitching about almost everything and you start avoiding them to save yourself from the negativity.
Jerry: Dude, my girlfriend has been whining nonstop about everything lately, and it's really bringing me down.
Bob: Sounds like Myra syndrome.
by Nuclear Cheese November 6, 2018
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Shane Syndrome

Shane Syndrome is when a boy Lacks females. He tries to talk to them but they pay him no mind and he is forever stuck in the friend zone.
I haven’t had a girl or sex in a long time, I think I have Shane syndrome.
by ShaneSyndrome January 19, 2019
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Vsco Syndrome

A deformality in the brain that affects the Cerebrum region. It stops all possibilities of critical thinking.
"Wow that girl keeps on saying and I pop she must have Vsco Syndrome
by Jeremy7117 September 29, 2019
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Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself
"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"
by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005
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