Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat

Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

Plunging the poo poo factory

A definition for rough anal sex

I was plunging the poo poo factory yesterday night

by Josephwildjojo July 31, 2025

poo

1. the solid human excretion;
2. a rude name to call someone;
3. an exclamation of dissappointment

1. "hahaha bro i just did the biggest poo!"
2. "awhh brooo you are such a poo!"
3. "oh poo, im gonna be late!"

by anonymous April 24, 2024

Poo

Poo is a brown sticky ,hard and soft solid it comes out in all different shapes and sizes. Sometimes poo is so big you need an extra flush

Hi did you do big poo in the bathroom

Yeah why

Well you stunk out the bathroom

By Emmi

by poo is the best December 18, 2022

poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.

John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.

by Godivasports October 27, 2023