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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Grateful Dead

Some shitty want to be Rolling Stones group (but they could actually play their instruments) that were around in the eighties and did like 4 decent songs and pretty much could’ve totally shut the fuck up for the last 40 years and could have potentially saved us from the likes of Chicago or hotel California oh yeah let’s hear that one more fucking time.
Hey let’s listen to the Grateful Dead ! Not until after free bird. Oye! Nobody interrupts fucking free bird! Lenard skinner died while shredding this tune!! Hey, who turned this on… this song sucks
by Knowledge Speaks January 28, 2024
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Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
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MANKIND IS DEAD

The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

OBJECTIVE UPDATE: GET A WEAPON
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Dead

1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did
*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”
by c8cross March 1, 2018
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dead

"T-series is dead"
by optimusprime3000 May 26, 2019
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Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
by MrWang45 April 11, 2011
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