Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.
“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”
by Chadsxlpeen September 30, 2022
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food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
by orangasm February 02, 2020
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brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."
by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 16, 2017
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Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 16, 2017
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Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 16, 2017
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 19, 2023
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Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.
I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato
by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023
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