May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy

Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol

by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Mai nuts

Squishy things

These are Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021

Ellen-may Knight

What can I say about Ellen-may Knight. she is really only happy when food is in front of her. once i saw her push a old lady over and run away with all of her shopping.......because she was hungry! you may think she looks hot and sweet, but when you get to know the real Ellen-may knight you will think twice about asking her out and just staying good friends. :)

Ellen-may Knight

by tedd22 November 28, 2011

May 6th

National suck a friend day.

"Happy may 6th"

"Alright get it over with"

by AlfaSigmamale May 4, 2024

May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022