hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
by emmatortie June 07, 2015
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Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of
by Ehbro August 27, 2017
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Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent
Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass
by SawyersRus December 30, 2023
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CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)
“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in GleeKurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”
by oopsiezs January 07, 2025
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Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.
I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.
by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022
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Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there
Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night
by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022
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Nappy Hair Knapper

An individual of African descent who has nappy hair and their descendants were professional knappers
We was down in the ATL and couldn't avoid the damn Nappy Hair Knappers
by MLKVevo December 23, 2023
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