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Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.
She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.
by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020
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hair slayer

A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist that does such a great job on hair that they make people look beautiful just by doing their hair. They also come up with revolutionary hair styles.
She's a hair slayer.
by Djsmotha May 8, 2018
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Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick
by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017
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National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex
by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023
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Pineapple Hairs

The Green hairy-looking top of a pineapple, ad demonstrated in the new Anix video on spongebob.
Those Pineapple Hairs look really long. Were any GMOs used while growing them?
by Iamnotanixlol June 16, 2020
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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