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CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!
'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '
by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018
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Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.
Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.
by Staph-ron May 23, 2018
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Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018
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Cake

A sweet and sugary food item that consists of- Are you fucking retarded? Why are you looking this shit up? Jesus Christ. I'm done with this shit. Fuck.
by Sc0rch3d June 1, 2018
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Cake

Cake does not mean someone with a large butt, okay? If you think that's what it means then I'm guessing you've never seen a cake. :)

Anyways here's the definition

A combination of eggs, milk or water, canola oil or vegetable oil, and flour then put into the baked in the oven at any temperature and time.
Hey, we should be nice for a change and bake our parents a cake!
by AleahUrbinDefine June 17, 2018
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Cakemma

1. Commonly known under the name of "cake dilemma", the cakemma is a trivial and tasty version of Philippa Foot's Trolley Problem. Specifically, a cakemma challenges you with a moral dilemma using the metaphor of cakes instead of obese people.

2. Non-coincidentally sounds like the French "quinquennat", which makes you wonder if French politics, too, consist in choosing the less sickening version of a cake in order to avoid democratic vomiting.
Q : Should I be faithful to cheesecake, or am I allowed to take a bite at this carrot cake winking at me?

A : Ugh, what a cakemma...
by reknihtdrawkcab September 22, 2018
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