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The Big Bang

The act of putting 5 or more penises into one vagina. It is important that all penises have at least one condom on. After they all enter they will cum at the same time and because of the friction each of the condoms will break. The mix of static electricity, sperm, and egg will create a super human.
Emma wants to perform the Big Bang, are you guys down.
by A sevant July 23, 2025
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The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.
by ILB September 17, 2013
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money gang shit bang

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn
Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang
by Man Like James January 28, 2017
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click clack to the bang fuck you and you

god's & king's agust d iconic line in cypher pt.4 which has my pretty pussy poppin and will make you nut so hard that you won't even be able to remember your name. you'll pray for that line to whipe your ugly ass.
"click clack to the bang bang's" sexier bro.
boy: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO BTS' CYPHER 4?
girl: OF COURSE I DID, RAP LINE SINGING TOGETHER IS MY KINK.
boy: then... "click clack to the bang ba-"
girl: "CLICK CLACK TO THE BANG FUCK YOU AND YOU."
*both agressively dab*
by agustdaddy June 25, 2017
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Runny bottom street bang

A woman, man, transgendered, non-bianary person who fucks/sucks anything that walks.
I went to the bar and went home with a runny bottom street bang.
by Ledlegs December 27, 2018
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i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
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