when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
Get the anal driving mug.Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down
Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
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