Simp

King Redrico

The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King

You're such a Simp

by shdhehfnrre March 9, 2020

simp

Being nice to girls for your own hopes of being together or having sex with somebody.
Or trying to be nice to a girl but ending up getting used.

Guy one: Simen is such a simp.
Guy two:He asked if i wanted to simp with him.
Guy one: DON'T be a simp.

by den dover March 10, 2020

SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

SIMP

-Leslie

This SIMP can't get a girl so he stop trying.

by totallynotcaleb March 10, 2020

Simp

A person who is nice to females in hopes of a relationship

Timmy: (Gives flowers to someone)
John: SIMP!

by Korn boi March 10, 2020

simp

Corbin Bernier

when the boys ask you to do somethin but you dick the dog you simpin

by Clearrouge March 10, 2020

Simp

Jack is a simp

Person 1: Bro, that guy is such a simp
Person 2: oh yeah, that’s Jack

by waitits2am March 10, 2020