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Sandwich

A tasty delicious treat. Also, an uprising country, language, and a way of life called "sandwich".
Are you apart of Sandwich?
by KateBitGaming October 2, 2020
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weed sandwich

Australian slang for a hearty joint designed to fill you up.
Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
by GAFood December 14, 2018
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SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
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Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.
Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.
by Buneduggy November 25, 2021
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Chug sandwich

A chug sandwich is two pieces bread with a dick that is wider than it is long in between..
YO BRO... I want your chug sandwich
by Dadsspagetti May 8, 2019
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Sandwich Chest

when someone with big flappy titties has something caught between their titties.
Hey man can I borrow your cellphone? No sandwich chest!
by Karate Mom April 22, 2017
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