poop and tug

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan

I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.

by MobDylan August 25, 2016

Boop the poop

An alternate term for anal sex

Guy: "You wanna boop the poop tonight?"
Girl: "Sure."

by colohaustbibby January 14, 2017

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

pooping zoo

Pooping zoo is a term that is used to define when a lot of people die at the same time

Omgg that was a pooping zoo

by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

pp poop

poop in my pp?

pp poop

by poopman68 June 2, 2021

Poop Tash

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

by Patelson November 28, 2012

Arizona Poop

A huge shit that stick out of the water like the uss arizona in Hawaii.

Dude i took the biggest shit today. it was a full on arizona poop. the end was stickin out of the water!

by blackveilbrideslova February 8, 2012