A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
Get the Jordan Michaelmug. Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
Get the Michael Santiagomug. Definitely one of the cutest boys ever period. So sweet and caring. Most of all knows how to treat a girl, and is faithful. Has one of the cutest smiles ever and is literally the greatest person to be around with. One of the best person to ever vibe with. 🥺
by badbaby😩 November 7, 2019
Get the Michael Mmug. Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
Get the Gold medal Michael Lorenzenmug. Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
by anonymous April 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.