26th of may

National send your man a titty pic day

Oh its 26th of may, come here baby girl

by Olly12321 May 26, 2025

dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

May 6, 2030

The prophesied date of Brian David Gilbert's death.

"That demon's still here and I do not know why
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
New videos at the end of every week!"

by drlobster June 19, 2025

Andy May

An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.

The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.

Wow, watch out for that Andy May, it doesn't appear to have eaten in awhile.

by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021

May 12

Kiss ur bf/gf

yo harry can i kiss you, what no, its may 12 , fine

by VillaVillain11 May 6, 2025

31 may

The hottest person born xx 😘🥰

Maddie: what day is it?

Laila:31 may !

Maddie: that's when the hottest person was born!

by Laila2009 June 4, 2022

Brian May

A poodle and human mix that was given a special ability to play guitar well, he is Queen's guitarist and has written many hit songs such as We will rock you.

Person 1: What's your opinion about Brian May?

Person 2: He sucks, even I can play better than him

Person 1: So you have chosen death.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 21, 2021