i miss louis

gay fandom of gay man expresses their feelings of missing their icon louis tomlinson solo artist and beg him to post a picture of his face so they can cry over it for the next few years

“i miss louis” said one gay louie to the other. “don’t we all” they replied

by iamgodlistentome January 20, 2021

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i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021

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Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

by bruhmoment72 March 5, 2021

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Something no one will ever say to me, but it means like you are saying "I am here for you." "Being here" means being fully present in the relationship—physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can say it to a family member, friend, etc. But not weirdly to a stranger

Mom: -cooks food-
Kid: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too :)

by im smart as ashley May 5, 2021

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I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

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