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Church High Five

Church High Five means the same as a regular high five, i.e. respect, pride, congratulations, etc., however the Church High Five is much more subtle. Also Church Hi Five.
Riley did such an awesome job reading at today's mass, when she got back to her seat, I gave her a Church High Five.
by bonzo348 November 3, 2014
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high school dance

if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022
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Harrison High School

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.

Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:

-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority

GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
Ew, you go to Harrison High School? I heard that Hillgrove is so much better.
by BurgerKingWorker May 7, 2021
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Biloxi High School

A school that has a bunch of rich people that don’t know how to act, also their parents spoil them and pretty much no one likes biloxians except Biloxians.
My daddy bought my car and I’ve dated 3 dudes in like past week , oh yeah I go to Biloxi High School
by # b-ball September 17, 2019
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High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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Permian High School

A school where if you don't play football, no one gives a shit about you, but if you do play football people expect impossible things from you.
Me: sir I have a question.
Teacher: Are you on the football team?
Me: No...
Teachers: then you shouldn't be going to Permian High School.
by Shadow_Data January 22, 2020
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mandeville junior high

A school of a bunch of fake wanna be's, emos, rich white people because the black people were expelled and stoners.
Mandeville Junior High's so gay, there parents sued mine for winning in soccer.
by Vakxion July 9, 2017
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