fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019

ring ting finger

When jessica thinks the toe beside the pinky toe is called the ring ting finger. It’s called jessica can be dumb but also can be very stupid.

How did you break your ring ting finger?

by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 3, 2019