Salt Dog

An overly salty person who expresses his saltiness through reckless and illogical acts.

Literally an dog/animal.

Person 1: Hey man! Look at you over there, sweating your ass off! (After losing)
Person 2: (Laughs) Salt Dog!

by AfrienCarryOp.gg/AfrienGo June 14, 2018

hot dog

When you are standing or walking someplace with your dick hanging out of your zipper.

1. Before I went home on my last day of work, I hot dogged Juanita in her cubicle.

2. I was hot dogging for a half hour at the concert before the bouncer told me to put it away!

3. I dare you to hot dog the clerk while asking where the banana hammok's are.

by Huesse July 29, 2007

booty dog

A girl who cannot function unless she has had her daily dosage of dick n da booty...

Damn dude if your looking to get a smelly burrito, go kick it with janey, shes a total booty dog!

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

big dog

n. Descriptive term for an important person. Term to describe an extremely large and unnecesary vehicle, such as a Ford Expedition.

I rented the big dog, so I can get all pimp with the fat ladies tonight, and still have room for my homies.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

hung as a dog

describing how hung over you are after a heavy night of drinking.

person one: ah fuck! im hung as a dog! fuck! i had such a big night on the turps last nite, pashed some mole, rooted her then threw up all over the place
person two: pedders!

by shanos August 6, 2006

slap dog

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.

Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.

by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

Lap Dogs

Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and sweatercows, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.

Lap dogs may be used to:

a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)

1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?

2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!

by Rosie Palm December 4, 2009