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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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Dick for a brains

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Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.
"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."
by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024
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Brain Nourishment

brain nourishment is when you are watching so-called "brainrot content" on any social media platform (tiktok, youtube, instagram etc.)

the brain nourishment happens during the viewing of the following things: skibidi toilet, rizz, edging tutorials and such
Person 1: (shows video of skibidi rizz)
Person 2: ah yes, brain nourishment
by skibidirizzler2017ohiosigma April 15, 2024
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Brain nourishment

When brainrot content rots so hard it actually nourishes your brain
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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