smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

Raw Titties

Another way to describe organic breasts! Not the fake plastic one's you see in the USA.

Tom: Hey, Alex.. Did you see the raw titties on that female?

Alex: I sure did, raw titties are my absolute favourite, I detest fake plastic one's!

by Brad Bosom June 19, 2023

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 12, 2015

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 12, 2015

Titty whipped

When someone replies with what to deny your question without being held responsible for such action

Me: Give me your credit card number

Them: what

Me: did I just get titty whipped ?

by Someonesfunnierthanme October 29, 2019

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy January 30, 2016

Tittie Bitch

A bitch with huge tits

Yo Cathrin Is Such A Tittie Bitch

by Muffin Buttons May 16, 2018