Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
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Michael Connolly

Well known author of detective/police procedural novels. Most of his novels are set in Los Angeles and are centered on his primary character harry(hieronymus) bosch. He wrote the novel "Lincoln lawyer" upon which the movie of the same name is based.starring matthew mcconaughey. Connolly does not get bogged down with police shop talk and he makes the payoff well worth the read!
Michael Connolly is at the top of his game when it comes to detective fiction.
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Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit
Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash
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Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.
"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"
by disposableheroes May 18, 2018
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Michael Oliver

a southern Africans male within the ages of 14-20
"Hey look, Thats a cool looking Michael Oliver"
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Michael Hill(Sr)

An enormous hater who smells like poop from time to time. Never smell his breath in the morning.
Courtney, stop acting like such a Michael Hill(Sr) lol.
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 07, 2021
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