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Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
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Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.
Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock
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Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning
by Inini February 27, 2024
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Michael Ge

A calm, person thats Asian and British and studies positive phsycology.
by Spearmont February 8, 2022
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Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.
Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh
by whateverboi December 6, 2023
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Michael

Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋

-K.E.I.S
Michael
by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020
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