The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
by CorgisDie June 3, 2025
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Get the potato patrick mug.The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
by anonymous September 23, 2025
Get the potato mug.When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025
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Get the Mashin My Potatoes mug.A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire
by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025
Get the Potato log mug.Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.
Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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