a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
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Another way of saying "I love you"
Another way of saying "I love you"
by laceysmom February 15, 2023
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MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot
Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
by anonymous September 23, 2025
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I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025
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by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025
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Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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