Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

by ELJAMS June 2, 2024

bean tail

When you shit and the feces are half way out of your asshole.

Penny wise pulled on my bean tail while I was shitting.

by Ling Ling rauuuuuuuuur June 18, 2022

Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.

"damm you got Beaned"

by the_lord_of_knowledge March 24, 2019

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023

Green Bean

A rebel, someone who is non conforming to societal norms and might be a little crazy

"I can't believe Jake just quit his job to become a street artist - always been a bit of a green bean, that one,"

by Noxious_Salamander November 22, 2024

Bean

A legume or an small person

Tara is a small bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020