the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.
by erikhighlander August 1, 2012
Get the facebook chachamug. When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
Get the facebook stockmug. to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
Get the facebook campmug. When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
by Truthgenie April 28, 2023
Get the facebook migrainemug. A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
by Mocah May 21, 2021
Get the Facebook Picturemug. Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!
Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets
by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015
Get the facebook shamemug. A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
Get the Facebook envymug.