Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer April 10, 2007
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Microscope Jesus

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3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court
man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!
by AyyyePappi101 August 03, 2017
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.
Paw Paw for Jesus!
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
Paw Paw for Jesus!
by annmartina May 07, 2024
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talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
by DevilhunterBFMV July 14, 2023
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