obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama
by Boymansupa September 13, 2021
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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018
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un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.
Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.
by RhiaW. February 15, 2022
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jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Jesus's Love

A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?

Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor May 16, 2018
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jesus leon

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
by God behind christ January 15, 2018
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jesus booting it

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.
by out4answers August 22, 2013
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