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Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.
John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
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Jesus

Jesus is of the best person’s you will ever meet.He has a huge personality and really looks for the best qualities of other people. He is also very funny. He likes to hangout and explore the world. He is a very charming and intelligent person but he does have one side affect

He is toxic.
Jesus is the best
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jesus

A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.
"Jesus cheated on me again*
by mayay February 4, 2024
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Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting
by HenryS June 28, 2023
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talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.
by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023
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Jesus

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He is Jesus
by Euwua July 26, 2022
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