five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

Finger lickin Good!!!!!

-The of the famous Kentucky Fried Chicken(KFC)
-Or your good friends sister(or father if ur into that kind of thing)freak

Me:Boy Larry, this chicken is Finger Lickin Good, but so was your sister lastnite..FAAGGG.
Larry:So was ur dad STRAIT KID!!!!

by CRunk as a skunk October 20, 2004

forbidding fingering february

when it’s february no girls are allowed to finger themselves

person1;hey i wanna finger myself

person 2; you can’t it’s forbidding fingering february

by famlo November 4, 2019

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007