by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020
Get the Crack plungermug. a crack crackhead x is a person called Mario, He has stickers of his friends and always coming out with goodass roasts from his ass
by Xxx_sallyzz December 27, 2019
Get the crack crackhead xmug. A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug. A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
Get the Crack smutmug. by camipedia December 18, 2015
Get the dawsons crackmug. Misnomer and slang term used in Western Australia and other areas to refer to Meth Amphetamine, Crystal, or Ice}. The term is as a result of the glass pipe used to smoke both drugs, which in the region is called a glass bbq or glass barbie.
by luccirosso August 6, 2018
Get the crackmug. 