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Brain Pussy

A person who tries to weasel out of answering hypothetical questions.
Mike: Would you rather a guy nutted in your ass or in your mouth? Jason: stfu I would never have to choose between those options. Mike: Don't be a Brain Pussy and just answer the question.
by bitchAds March 25, 2025
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Dark orb in brain

A malicious or bad feeling within a person, usually cognitive
Have you seen Micheal online? He just send nudes to my grandma.

I think he was diagnosed with the Dark Orb in Brain
by anonymous April 3, 2025
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Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.
by agnes p April 18, 2025
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Blue Brain Syndrome

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.

It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.

BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”

Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”

My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”

These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Brain-Maxing

Brain-Maxing or Brain maximising is a term for one to expand parts of or their full cognitive function by shifting perception by using external stimulus to reach full mental potential.
When a friend gives you their perceptive on a topic that’s different to your, and you use it to improve the way you understand that topic/ the way you engage with it through the process of Brain-Maxing.
by Jaysean Sononga April 26, 2025
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